In the mirror, I see the police car. I'm fine, everything's fine, we are all traveling down the road.... And then I notice that my inspection sticker expired last month!
Well, as long as he is behind me, he'll never notice. ...Ack! He is pulling into the left lane! ....But I need to be in the left lane! No, no, this will be fine, just signal and pull in front of him... Nice and easy.... Everything is fine... Ack! Yellow light!!! That just turned red as I braked through the intersection. Fourletterword.
I am So Caught.
Maybe if I hide in other traffic before he can find me? I mean, it isn't like I'm driving The Most Noticeable Car Ever! ... Oh, that's right, I am.
Note to self: Get new inspection sticker immediately.
For the curious: Yes, I got away.
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