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Me: <GPS on, address programmed>  Droid, take me to the car repair place!

Droid2: OK!

Me, driving: Um... Why aren't you talking?

Droid2: I can't find satellites.

Me, trying to only look at Droid2 while at a light: But you found it earlier!  You said you were ready to go!

Droid2: I lied.

Me, now making the first serious turn: Um, I need directions on what to do next...

Droid2: BUZZ

Me: What does "buzz" mean?

Droid2: <rebooting>

Me: How can you be rebooting at a time like this?!  Well, crap.  I hope this next light takes a while....

Droid2: Ok, I'm back!

Me, frantically opening up maps and address again while at light: Take me to the car repair place, as previously specified!

Droid2: OK!

Me, driving: Why aren't you talking?

Droid2: You know that turn back there?  You turned left.  You should have turned right.

Me, still driving: Yes, I know.  I didn't want to take the interestate. I wanted to take the back road.  So, recalculate already and tell me what to do next.

Droid2: You should have turned right.

Me, looking frantically for another light or a place to pull over: I didn't WANT to turn right!  I'm here now, what do I do?

Droid2: You should have turned right.

Me: Yes, but what NOW!?!

Droid2: Go back to the light and turn right this time.

Me: Where am I?  What do I do at this light?

Droid2: Fine.  You are not going to do what I say?  I'm turning off now. <black screen>

Me: I hate you.  Do I still have a paper map in this car?