"Your flight will be boarding at an unspecified gate which could be in any direction in this maze in an hour and a half."
"Your flight will be boarding in an hour and 5 minutes."
"Your flight will be boarding in 45 min."
"Your flight will be boarding in 20 min."
"Your flight will be boarding in 15 min."
"Final call at Gate B. We are closing the doors. Oh, and there are no signs TO Gate B, and only one sign for it over the door, visible only from a narrow angle. Enjoy running in large panicked circles! Ha! Ha!"
"Your flight will be boarding in an hour and 5 minutes."
"Your flight will be boarding in 45 min."
"Your flight will be boarding in 20 min."
"Your flight will be boarding in 15 min."
"Final call at Gate B. We are closing the doors. Oh, and there are no signs TO Gate B, and only one sign for it over the door, visible only from a narrow angle. Enjoy running in large panicked circles! Ha! Ha!"
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Date: 2008-01-19 11:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-20 09:09 am (UTC)Though, in Paris they made zero human announcements in English. I just lined up when everyone else got up. And I KNOW many of the other passengers spoke British-accented English and we were traveling to England, so you would think... *shrug*