Because I like you so much, I'm going to share with you the unique experience that was my uncle. Here it is.

You remember that my uncle was a jokester, right? Evidently this was one of his favorite things. He would pull out this bottle of teeth and lay them out, noting which ones where his, his brother's or my mother's. He must have done this to me, because my aunt brought me the bottle at the funeral. She swore that he did this to her the first time they met. It amazes me that she still married him...

You remember that my uncle was a jokester, right? Evidently this was one of his favorite things. He would pull out this bottle of teeth and lay them out, noting which ones where his, his brother's or my mother's. He must have done this to me, because my aunt brought me the bottle at the funeral. She swore that he did this to her the first time they met. It amazes me that she still married him...
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Date: 2018-03-26 06:13 pm (UTC)And ewwww.