Children on a plane

[indigo_rose99]

I sat down in my aisle seat to watch a huge wave of babies and children walk past. They seemed to far outnumber the adults walking at the same pace.

*auditory hallucinations of the crying children making the plane engine sound inaudible*

I don't think my headphones are up to this challenge...

So I hear of the rumors of bicycle seats, I saw United's new ludicrous (enforced!) personal item size policy, Philippines Airlines ludicrous (enforced! ) carryon weight limit policy.... Where do I pay a fee guaranteeing no children under age 7 within 5 rows of me?! This seems like an obvious and easy airline squeeze on the consumer!

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[reedrover]

I'm hearin' ya.