indigo_rose99

Please have a toilet seat and toilet paper! Please have a toilet seat and toilet paper! Please have a toilet seat and toilet paper! Please have....

A toilet seat! Yay!

No paper. Of course.

Is the seat seat clean and dry? Hmmm... No. Extract kleenex from packet in pocket. Tear off 1/4 of kleenex, carefully wipe seat.

Pull down shorts. Sit. Do not let shorts touch floor. Ahhhhhhh... Carefully fold remaining kleenex. Wipe. Another? Oh, yeah. Extract 2nd kleenex from pocket. Do not put kleenex in toilet. Fold. Do not put kleenex in toilet. Wipe. What the devil did I do with the first kleenex? Look in toilet. Dammit! Fish out first kleenex with 2nd kleenex. Throw both in trash. Ew! Ew! Ew! Don't touch anything with contaminated hand! Pull up shorts with one hand. Attempt to fasten belt with one hand. Ew! Ew! Ew! Please have soap and water! Exit stall. Please have soap and water!

Yes! Soap and.... ok, other sink actually has running water. Try to use working sink around three Filipino women putting on makeup. ....ugh. "soap" is really water. I cannot work up even a pretense of a lather. Try to airdry hands before pulling my precious Purell bottle. Purell! Purell thoroughly!