Airplane pilots are human, too
Feb. 28th, 2009 10:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
indigo_rose99And they have to use the bathroom.
Have you noticed the new policy? Perhaps it is only obvious from First Class. First, the we-are-not-stewardesses-person takes the rolling cart and blocks the aisle in a diagonal manner. So if you are standing on the Airline Person side, you can still access the bathroom. But if you are a Dangerous Passenger, you will have to go through a Solid Object to Get To the Pilot. And then the pilot (or co-pilot, who can tell the difference?) ventures out from the Lead Lined Door (I don't actually know this, but doesn't it sound good? Those doors look SOLID. Well, ok, solid relative to the curtain we used to have.) and uses the bathroom. This actually looks pretty much like any passenger using the bathroom. Sometimes the pilots are tall.
Ok, so the whole blocking-the-aisle thing amuses me. We Are Clearly Dangerous. Dangerous, I tell you. Dangerous. I could pull out a PEN at any point. And you know a pen is more dangerous than a...
Have you noticed the new policy? Perhaps it is only obvious from First Class. First, the we-are-not-stewardesses-person takes the rolling cart and blocks the aisle in a diagonal manner. So if you are standing on the Airline Person side, you can still access the bathroom. But if you are a Dangerous Passenger, you will have to go through a Solid Object to Get To the Pilot. And then the pilot (or co-pilot, who can tell the difference?) ventures out from the Lead Lined Door (I don't actually know this, but doesn't it sound good? Those doors look SOLID. Well, ok, solid relative to the curtain we used to have.) and uses the bathroom. This actually looks pretty much like any passenger using the bathroom. Sometimes the pilots are tall.
Ok, so the whole blocking-the-aisle thing amuses me. We Are Clearly Dangerous. Dangerous, I tell you. Dangerous. I could pull out a PEN at any point. And you know a pen is more dangerous than a...
