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[indigo_rose99]

There is a sign at the security screening in airports these days. It says something like "Private security screening available upon request." It is about 4:45am, the line is short and the woman checking my license and boarding pass has a friendly look about her. So I ask.

"What happens if I ask for a private screening?"

"You get a private screening."

"I mean, do we go somewhere to a room and..." I wave generally at a nearby wall.

"Yes. And the room is hot." She smiles and hands back my ID and boarding pass.

Hot? Ooookay....

Comments

[mr-efficient.livejournal.com]

I'm sure she meant "sexy".

[indigo-rose99.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Hmmmm... Nope, that is not the interpretation I got from her expression.

[(Anonymous)]

I am sure that she meant the room was very small and claustrophobic and that she didn't want to go there with you. Perhaps you should ask a male agent next time. You will only regret it if they whoop and charge out of the booth at a run, sling you across their shoulders and generally make caveman noises.

John thinks the room will have a relaxed attitude, soft lighting, good music, glasses of wine and pillows.

[pamwheatfree.livejournal.com]

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